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My ex boyfriend and I had been dating for three years. Because I knew the end was coming soon, I started to care less and less what he thought in bed. One day while he was going down on me (something he was not good at) I asked him if he even knew where my clitoris was. He said “I thought the whole thing was the clitoris.” He was 26. No wonder it ended.

Dating, It’s Complicated

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collegehumor:

Cool Deer Just Wants To Chill With Hunters 
He brought a sixer of Miller Genuine Draft and all the raccoon carcass you can eat.

collegehumor:

Cool Deer Just Wants To Chill With Hunters

He brought a sixer of Miller Genuine Draft and all the raccoon carcass you can eat.

unhappyhipsters:

“Bored to play with die-cast cars, he’ll try to make his new Facebook’s profile picture following the trend of horsemaning.”
(Photo: Gerardo Altemir; Source)
**apologies, submitter. your name was deleted accidentally…

unhappyhipsters:

“Bored to play with die-cast cars, he’ll try to make his new Facebook’s profile picture following the trend of horsemaning.”

(Photo: Gerardo Altemir; Source)

**apologies, submitter. your name was deleted accidentally…